Unnamed Epstein 'assistant' claims to have met British royals, sat on Queen's throne

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, September 9, 2025 
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A sordid tale of privilege and scandal emerges from Jeffrey Epstein’s shadowy network, as a redacted “assistant” boasts of sitting on the Queen’s throne, as the U.S. Sun reports.

A woman, identified only as an “assistant” in a 2003 “birthday book” compiled for Epstein’s 50th, claims she met Prince Andrew and other elites while being whisked into Buckingham Palace’s private quarters. This document, released by the House Oversight Committee, reignites scrutiny of Epstein’s high-society connections and their questionable access.

The tribute, penned by a 22-year-old divorcee, details her journey from hotel hostess to Epstein’s inner circle. Her story of being “lured in” echoes the grim accounts of Epstein’s victims, raising questions about her role. The left’s obsession with “equity” conveniently ignores how elites like Epstein exploit such vulnerabilities.

Unveiling Epstein’s elite network

The “birthday book” lists around 40 associates, including Bill Clinton and Lord Peter Mandelson, categorized as “friends,” “business,” or “science.” Names under “family” and “girl friends” are redacted, shielding identities while fueling suspicion. Transparency, it seems, only goes so far when powerful names are involved.

“I have met Prince Andrew, President Clinton, Sultan of Brunei,” the assistant bragged, name-dropping a who’s-who of global elites. Such casual boasts expose the cozy relationships Epstein cultivated, untouched by the woke crowd’s cries for accountability. Where’s their outrage when the powerful skate free?

She also claimed, “I have seen the private quarters of Buckingham Palace, sat on the Queen of England’s throne.” This audacious act, paired with her Epstein connection, paints a picture of unchecked privilege. The progressive mantra of “decolonizing” royalty seems silent here.

Palace access claim raises eyebrows

The assistant’s handwritten note gushes, “Jeffrey, there are no words to describe how much I appreciate and admire you.” Her fawning tone suggests a troubling loyalty to a man now infamous for his crimes. One wonders what “appreciation” meant in Epstein’s world.

She added a playful, “And thought you might like.. Some bikini Shots!” alongside her tribute. This flippant remark, paired with her Palace anecdote, reeks of a culture where boundaries were blurred. The woke elite might call this “empowerment,” but it smells like exploitation.

Epstein’s associate Ghislaine Maxwell, now serving 20 years for sex trafficking, also posed on a Buckingham Palace throne. Her recent transfer to a cushy minimum-security prison in Texas has critics crying foul. The justice system’s leniency toward connected figures mocks the “equality” progressives preach.

Political games mark document dispute

The House Oversight Committee, led by chair James Comer, released the book alongside Epstein’s will and address book. Comer accused Democrats of “cherry-picking documents” for political gain, a tactic that muddies the pursuit of truth. Hypocrisy thrives when transparency becomes a partisan weapon.

Maxwell and Epstein were once guests of Prince Andrew at Balmoral, a detail that deepens the royal connection. Such access to Britain’s most sacred spaces raises questions about judgment, if not complicity. The left’s selective indignation spares its favored elites from scrutiny.

Lord Peter Mandelson, named in the book, now claims he “very much regrets” meeting Epstein. Regret is easy when the spotlight burns, but where was his discernment earlier? The woke narrative of “accountability” conveniently bends for the powerful.

Epstein’s legacy of scandal still looms

Epstein died by suicide in 2019 while awaiting trial for sex trafficking, leaving a trail of unanswered questions. His network’s reach, from palaces to presidents, shows how wealth and influence shield the guilty. The left’s focus on “systemic” issues ignores these blatant abuses of power.

The assistant’s tribute, found on pages 224 to 229 of the book, paints her as both awestruck and entangled in Epstein’s world. Her story, like Maxwell’s, suggests a pattern of young women drawn into a web of privilege and predation. Yet the woke crowd stays mum on this systemic rot.

“Thank you!!!” she wrote, a chillingly cheerful note from someone who sat on a monarch’s throne. This scandal, laid bare by the Oversight Committee, demands answers, not selective outrage. Until both sides ditch their agendas, justice for Epstein’s victims remains a distant hope.

About Alex Tanzer

Alex writes about politics, power, and the people making decisions everyone else has to live with. His work centers on accountability, media narratives, and policy fallout—without the jargon or spin. With a clean, direct style, Alex aims to make political news readable, useful, and occasionally entertaining.

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